| WHATIF by Shel Silverstein N Last night, while I lay thinking here, N Some Whatifs crawled inside my ear N And pranced and partied all night long N And sang their same old Whatif song: 1 Whatif I'm dumb in school? 2 Whatif they've closed the swimming pool? 3 Whatif I get beat up? 4 Whatif there's poison in my cup? 5 Whatif I start to cry? 6 Whatif I get sick and die? 7 Whatif I flunk that test? 8 Whatif green hair grows on my chest? 9 Whatif nobody likes me? 10 Whatif a bolt of lightning strikes me? 11 Whatif I don't grow taller? 12 Whatif my head starts getting smaller? 13 Whatif the fish won't bite? 14 Whatif the wind tears up my kite? 15 Whatif they start a war? 16 Whatif my parents get divorced? 17 Whatif the bus is late? 18 Whatif my teeth don't grow in straight? 19 Whatif I tear my pants? 20 Whatif I never learn to dance? N Everything seems swell, and then N The nighttime Whatifs strike again! A Light in the Attic. HarperCollins, 1981 | |